THE SMART TRICK OF MALE ESCORT THAT NO ONE IS DISCUSSING

... Dio recounts an exchange between Elagabalus and the nicely-endowed Aurelius Zoticus: when Zoticus addressed the emperor as 'my lord,' Elagabalus responded, 'Don't call me lord, I'm a Girl.' Dio concludes his anecdote by acquiring Elagabalus inquiring his doctors to offer him the equivalent of a woman's vagina by way of a surgical incision. ^But